superman!

I've been noticing a lot of things lately. It's actually quite weird. I thought that crazy weekend parties were supposed to put you in a dizzy, sleep-until-you-rot state of head. When actually, I stayed up thinking about bridges. And poems. And how I can't write poems. And hobos. How I would like to be a hobo. And tongues. How tongues are bridges between two gates, two mouths. Then I started wondering why the hell I was thinking about tongues, and prolly sounding retarded. So I thought about Superman.
There seems to be a Superman in every occasion. And, believe it or not, overtime it's been heavily researched and found that Superman is a dumbass. Maybe not completely, but has a half that is. I bet that's the evil Superman. The pothead Superman. The dumbshit.

Cause look. There's the one guy that runs around town in underwear and spandex, using powers and luck to save his friends from doom. And everyone has BEEN that Superman time and time again. I have, you have, he has, she has. We call our friends to save them from boredom, we diet with friends so they can't get fat, we massage-therapy friends to make them feel happy.

Then there comes retard Superman. Running around in a hoodie and some pajama pants, smoking a joint and getting kicked out of houses. Retard Superman may still save people, on occasion, but only after getting them in the deep shit first. Like the other Superman, we have been this one too. I have, you have, he has, she has. We prank our friends and use up all their minutes leaving weird incoherent messages, we buy our dieting friends a buttload of donuts, we try to fix situations by lieing and jumping out windows, we swear at passing dogs, and burn our Grandmother's cookies.

All of these incidents done by retard Superman may be intentional or not, but are all equally, and undeniably, stupid. But hey, don't worry about which one you are. We're both. And it switches. Sometimes Super Superman flunks, while Retard Superman prevails. Life is a flipcoin. Eat it up.

"Everyone is a moon,
and has a dark side which he never shows
To anybody."