Yeah, It's crazy.

Here's is the best advice I could ever pledge:

That bitch that you don't particularly like, yeah her, when it comes to getting her back for all that worthless shit...
...don't use the fists. Nope. I've got a god damned better solution to all of that.

STEAL HER MOTHERFUCKING PURPLE PEN.

And here is my rationale:
Cause whenever you're using that pen, yes that's right, every precise little minute you gracefully bring it out to write your homework...you know it's hers. And deep down in your heart, you laugh to yourself on how you're writing devious schemes and evil notes about her that should be contributing in her life, go to yours.

ALL FROM THE PEN.